Get The Look : Pop Star Parking Only

Dearest Hot People, Do you have TikTok? You probably do, though many of us are loathe to admit it. I myself am proud of the FYP I’ve created. Algorithm be damned, my blood, sweat, and tears have been poured into curating the content I see during my daily scrolls. Lately, a little flock of birdies have let us all know that a certain pop star is failing to perfectly parallel park all across the city. That’s ok, who among us can be hot AND park well? You simply can’t have it all. That’s why I refuse to drive- it’s a scam I refuse to engage with. xx